1. flawfreeblog:

    i dont need your shit right now

    (via drevvy)

     

  2. When I gain new followers

     
  3. snatchedweaves:

    no money no family 16 in the middle of miami 

    (Source: miloserdie, via mordor-moshpit)

     
  4. nentindo:

    my mother told me this would happen

    (Source: nentindo, via vulpesignis)

     

  5. Reblog if your icon is actually you.

     
  6. wastelandporn:

    Faces of the Underworld

    (via fallout-enthusiast)

     
  7. sl4mmy:

    videohall:

    For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

    > Literal translation

    Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

    Bird: “What’s wrong?”

    Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

    Bird: “Okay, understood.”

    Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

    Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

    Owner: “Got it.”

    > That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

    > Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

    > For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

    That is insane

    (via kimiochi-senpai)

     
     
  8. full-veins:

    I’m dead.

     

  9. dontneedfeminism:

    sjwstupidity:

    poorpoorpitifulme:

    fuckingradfems:

    yarriinwonderland:

    beautifauna:

    sail0rmoonmoon:

    crunchbuttsteak:

    have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

    Yes. Sorry, Jakes everywhere.

    paige … *shudders*

    Fuck Laura.

    Caleb, Jeremy, and Jenny. And a hint of Tanner. Eww. Fuck all y’all

    Maggie…

    Brandon…Odds are if you’re a Brandon you fucking suck.

    I have a friend named Brandon who’s pretty cool.

    Never met any good Dylans though.

    Never known a Kirsty I’ve liked. 

     
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  11. I went to school with him. He was a dick. 

    (Source: ilha-de-lesbos, via daddyfuckedme)

     

  12. dirtydamsel:

    There’s nothing wrong with being a good girl with bad girl tendencies.

    (via daddyfuckedme)

     

  13. frowl:

    i am three years behind in my math homework

    That feel. SPSS. Why.

    (via totally-relatable)

     
  14. burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

    jackiefarrell:

    Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

    in which we are all Tom

    (Source: kat-dennings, via pastelfangs)

     

  15. I am never procrastinating on uni work ever again. Stresssssssssssssss