1. wastelandporn:

    Faces of the Underworld

    (via fallout-enthusiast)

  2. sl4mmy:


    For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

    > Literal translation

    Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

    Bird: “What’s wrong?”

    Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

    Bird: “Okay, understood.”

    Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

    Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

    Owner: “Got it.”

    > That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

    > Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

    > For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

    That is insane

    (via kimiochi-senpai)

  3. full-veins:

    I’m dead.


  4. dontneedfeminism:








    have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

    Yes. Sorry, Jakes everywhere.

    paige … *shudders*

    Fuck Laura.

    Caleb, Jeremy, and Jenny. And a hint of Tanner. Eww. Fuck all y’all


    Brandon…Odds are if you’re a Brandon you fucking suck.

    I have a friend named Brandon who’s pretty cool.

    Never met any good Dylans though.

    Never known a Kirsty I’ve liked. 

  6. I went to school with him. He was a dick. 

    (Source: ilha-de-lesbos, via daddyfuckedme)


  7. dirtydamsel:

    There’s nothing wrong with being a good girl with bad girl tendencies.

    (via daddyfuckedme)


  8. frowl:

    i am three years behind in my math homework

    That feel. SPSS. Why.

    (via totally-relatable)

  9. burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:


    Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

    in which we are all Tom

    (Source: kat-dennings, via pastelfangs)


  10. I am never procrastinating on uni work ever again. Stresssssssssssssss

  11. baekawa:

    devyn has convinced me to be her siren counterpart, so here is a makeup test.

    (via supremesorcery)

  12. soulllmyr:

    I wanted to make a t-shirt with the Two Bears High-Fiving image, but I couldn’t find a transparent version of it so I made my own. Feel free to use it, all rights to the original author etc etc

    (via wastelandporn)


    1. WiFi: connected
    2. Me: then fucking act like it

  13. seifukucat:

    ideal relationship: we maintain idle conversation while playing separate video games

    tinyshortsbigkicks it’s us ♡

    (via supremesorcery)


  14. xbcaboosedx:

    Can we please give Tom Hanks immortality cause I don’t think I could handle losing him as well

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)